Playoffs Pt. 5: Slime Coat

The slime coat of a flounder protects it from disease and infection.  It also makes the little bastards slippery when wet.

Though the Rapids couldn’t pull out a win in the Emerald City, they did score a glorious road goal (see title of last episode).  This means that victory is just a goal away for the Rapids. And that goal will be scored at the impregnable fortress know simply as “The Dick”.  No team has breached these walls all season and it sure as hell won’t be some stinkin’ fish that break on thru to the other side.

The cast discuss strategy; both tried and true as well as some wild card offensive moves and postulate that the Rapids simply suffer from an embarrassment of riches when it comes to lineup choices.

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