The Summer Transfer Window is open and the Colorado Rapids…have done nothing. But we’re just a couple days in and we’re all but promised some acquisitions this month. Pablo himself told the Denver Post to expect two new players to don Burgundy. So we spend an hour or so speculating and analyzing positions that need attention. In the end it’s decided that we will settle for nothing less than Shakira and her husband, who I’m told plays for some small European club. This episode has too many names for me to remember so tune in and see if you agree with us.