The Rapids have a new Gaffer. A Governor actually. Since the Rapids aren’t announcing him, we decided we would; and try to figure out what the heck the Governor of a Soccer Club would even do. This is intertwined with some airing of grievances towards the Rapids and their lack of media savvy. The Summer Transfer Window is half over and the Rapids have been as quiet as a mouse. We speculate a bit on life as a perennial disappointment and wonder what it would take to change our legacy for the future. Then we wrap up this little International break by looking ahead to the incredibly daunting task of taking on Toronto at BMO Field. Toronto is unbeaten at home while the Rapids are winless on the road…so prognosis negative.