This week we review the epic destruction of Fake Salt Lake’s playoff hopes in pure Gangsta style. (Matt finds a new low in self-humiliation, but he does it all for you). We talk Cooke, Howard, Hairston, and the C38 honors bestowed on the team. Could the threat of moving the Crew to Austin be a harbinger of s****y things to come for the Rapids? The owners cite low attendance, but the Rapids sit even lower than Columbus in numbers. Remember: Only you can prevent our Rapids leaving town.